Monday, February 15, 2010

One Man's Trash is Russell's Treasure: Scary Shit at the 'Rents, part 1


I could probably dedicate a whole separate blog to this matter. Seriously. But for now I'll just post one item of interest each time we visit. Despite the collection of cross-country skis (no one on our family skis, mind you) and old vacuum cleaners salvaged from people's trash, I'm pretty sure they are not *certifiable* hoarders. They do and can get rid of stuff, although they consistently seem to take in more than goes out. But my Dad is unarguably a collector.
So our first specimen is this shelf in the kitchen....filled with Avon collectible steins (in my Dad's defense, my step-granmother gives him one each year for Christmas) and fishing lures. Fishing lures can be found, literally, in every single room in the house, but this is particularly hefty clusterfuck of 'em. Be careful when you get up from the table because you could get hooked. I know, because it's happened to me.

Monday, February 1, 2010

I just have to post this so I have proof (of my mystic powers) just in case it comes true...last night I dreamt both of my cousins, Joanna & Rachel, were pregnant at the same time.
As far as I know, neither are planning on having kids in the near future, although it would be cool if they did :)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Strange hippie


This is one of Orange's nifty disguises when she "spies" on Daddy. She looks pretty good with black hair which is nice to know if someday she goes through that teenage goth phase...

Orange & Ocean, January 2010



Dear Orange,
I love the way you say "besep" in lieu of "except." I love how you draw cute little aliens all over the place and your corresponding evolution theory that humans are aliens. I love how you read the yellow pages just for fun, especially the restaurant pages. I love how you periodically ransack the recycle bin for your art projects. I love how you are constantly creating things. I love how you call graveyards "gravy gardens," avocados "apple-cados" and pita bead "cheetah bread"! I love how you absolutely, truly believe you saw Santa last Christmas...

Dear Ocean,
I love the way you dance. I love the way you kiss your own boo-boo's. I love the way you flush the toilet. Repeatedly. I love the way you say "I love you" ("Iwuvuu") with half the sign (you point one finger like E.T.). I love the way you can already cut with scissors. I love how excited you get when it's time to change Beasley's cage...

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Harvard Museum of Natural History






We went to the HMNH on Sunday. It was fun~ lots of bones and creatures...including this "Chinese water deer," which I find somewhat disturbing (what does a innocent looking deer need with 6" fangs?! I've got to google that)!
Our friends got Ocean this wonderful blue dress in Vietnam.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

The oil cleansing method


I bought some caster oil and jojoba oil so I can start this regimen tomorrow. As someone prone to breakouts, I am a bit wary of dosing my face with oil but a lot of people really swear by it. And it would be a relief to do away with the myriad of facial products (and their unpronounceable ingredients!). I'll let you know how it goes!
wash your face with oil!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Would you like a little white ass with that 1974 bathroom?




I picked up this home design book for $1 at our local library because nostaladdict that I am, I love all 70's products, including myself. Looks innocent, enough, right? Until you get to page 309 and find little miss white ass (and wow, that is a tiny ass, definitely not an ass from this decade) nonchalantly showering in her modern bath. And then, lo and behold, what do I find in the bedrooms section? Here we find little miss, clad only in granny panties, lounging around with her male companion, drinking strong alcoholic drinks (I can make this assumption because hey! it's the 70's), watching a "movie" (what kind of movie is that?!) with their modern movie projector (although her companion seems to be watching something else). And notice that funky modern art...who wouldn't want a HUGE ass on their bedroom wall? I wonder if LMWA modeled for that?
In the 70's, it was so totally groovy to hang out nude and maybe have an S&M fantasy lair for a bedroom...